The oddest job I ever had was selling cocktails in an airport to people waiting for their luggage to come around on the conveyor belt.
I met my true doppelganger while at work at that job.
I hate bananas.
I have absolutely no depth perception.
I lived on a sailboat in the Caribbean for 10 years.
I got busted for shoplifting a pack of gum when I was 5 years old.
I also had a major crush on Paul Lynde around that same age.